Anyone would think the Sydney Morning Herald was running on a skeleton staff when they put this on page three:
ONE in four parents regularly pillage their children’s piggy banks to pay for anything from a bus fare to a new car.
And those with the stickiest fingers are mothers, with 35 per cent confessing to dipping into their offspring’s moneybox or bank account, compared with 16 per cent of fathers.
Wow, consider me informed. Now I remember why I read the newspaper every day.
it gets better too — on the news, one of the headlines was nicole kidman’s warm reception to snivelling paparazzi singing her happy birthday at the crack of dawn ’she was really nice’.
stop press!