As the saying goes if you don’t laugh, then you’ll cry.
Louise Evans in “The Australian” provides a hilarious take on the Hilali saga, advocating a stint in rehab for the embattled Sheikh :
“Rehab would also be a great move for the embattled Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali. He could admit to an addiction: to being hooked on being the big imam in little Lakemba. He could apologise, say his head was muddled and he’d lost the satellite link with the almighty when he upset so many Christians and Muslims with his meatloaf rant. He could book into rehab and emerge after a respectful absence to do the rounds of the radio and chat shows to re-establish his career.
To re-engage with mainstream Australia, he could release an album of Meat Loaf songs: Couldn’t Have Said it Better, Good Girls Go to Heaven, Heaven Can Wait, The Promised Land, The Monster is Loose, The Future Ain’t What it Used to Be, Original Sin, Is Nothing Sacred, If God Could Talk and Fallen Angels.
The sure hit single for Hilali would be a remake of Meat Loaf’s 1979 anthem, You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth.
Why not take it a step further? -A mental rehab for all the disturbing intellectual menaces in our society. Let’s start with radio presenter Alan Jones.
Alan could admit to being addicted to being the big man on talkback radio- supressing his sexuality and becoming the darling of the Right in a desperate attempt to be approved of by the conservatives. (Conservatives being the symbolic substitute for the father figure stemming from a deep rooted Freudian complex.)
As a reformed righter Jones- fully embracing his new identity- could do shows promoting causes closer to his heart i.e. “Finding love after fifty”, “You’ve only got one you- Celebrate it!” and “the Gentleman’s guide to “sports” watching.”
It’d be a hit!
But would this utopia be worth it?
Unfortunately without the Hilali’s and Jones’ of the world- the satirists would be out of business. We have a parasitic relationship that makes them necessary.
Otherwise they’d be no headlines, no mirth. Nothing to rail against.
We’d be extinct!
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